- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What comes after 69? 70

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

I just threw up..In my pants.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

what's black and can't swim?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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