At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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He--Hey guys

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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