- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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