- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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