Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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This is an anti joke

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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im at school

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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