Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Hi what I lug you

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Jayden Eccles

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Abortion

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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