you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Penis-biter

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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