- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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