- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

The Moon Landing.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

pull my finger (farts)

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

i lyk 2 eet pup

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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