- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I'd like to make a withdraw

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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