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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Ross.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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