Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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I Have a Black Friend

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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