Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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roses are red violets are blue

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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My name is Harry.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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