- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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