- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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