Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Your Mother

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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kcuf read it backwards

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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