Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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