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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Keanu Reaves

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Women's Rights Movement

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

my gramma died

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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