Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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