Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's funnier than 24? 25

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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