Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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