A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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