- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

A man walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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