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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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This is funny.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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