Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

lewis ya baggy fuck

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Anti Joke

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