- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

I hate blackniggers

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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