- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Your mom.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Massie is a fatass

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

PICKLES

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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