Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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test

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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