When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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