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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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