- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

I'm hungry.

my gramma died

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How many light bulbs? 1

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

pudding

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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