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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

I just drank a cola.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

I work at jcpenny

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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