89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Butt poop.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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