What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..