Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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tims sty:)

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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