- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

a horse walks into a blender ow

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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