- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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