Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What's the deal with brown?

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Women have the right to vote.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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