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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

a man said hi.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

how man

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Loner.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

This statement is false.

A black person walks out of KFC

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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