What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Because she has down's syndrome

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Two women were sitting quietly.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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