Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Tunechi

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Butt poop.

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