What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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sharks

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Anti Joke

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