What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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full house

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This is not an anti joke.

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This isn't funny.

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