Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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