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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

why was the boy sad? because.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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