Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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womens rights.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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