- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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