Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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