- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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