whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Mormons having fun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Your all fags

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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