- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Hey, Max!!

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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