im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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knock knock come in!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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