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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Women Sports.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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cancer

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#Hanging Degus

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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