- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A woman walks into a bar.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

You know what's cool? Yep.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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