You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

That's what SHE said!

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What the hell are you doing?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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