Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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