Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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